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  1. MJ
    MJ

    HA! I’d go with the motorcycle also.

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      I dunno, you gotta love 20 year old eager beavers in the workplace! (I’m kidding of course) *smirk*

  2. bearman

    Don’t tease us. Where you going?? What are you doing? Is it time for your mid life colonoscopy??

    • Jande

      Nah, he’s going off to get another nipple ring. So the snow will reach both his “Moobs” which I think is a typo in the blog’s second paragraph. ;`)

      • jynksie
        jynksie

        Nope, not a typo. The snow is deep and I have moobs! TMI?!? *smirk*

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      Its super secret and revealing -anything- could cause dire consequences! (when you hear what it is, you’ll not care-at-all!) o.O

  3. Jande

    I’d go with the motorcycle too. Motorcycles are really awesome. Most twenty-year-olds not so much (from my ancient perpective)

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      I could never have the alternative. My wife is exhausting enough (Hi -Honey! *waives* to the wifey) that I’d have to have a death wish to try to balance more than the one I have. Who incidentally leads me around by my tether balls! o.O

      • Jande

        I don’t think I want to know what “tether balls” are. *covers eyes*

  4. DadaHyena

    My own father just bought himself a new motorcycle, and he’s 64.

    I wish to God that was just a joke.

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      There is a difference between men and women as we age, you see, women not only grow older, they grow up, they mature! We men, we grow older, but the kid in us just gets more senile with age! We, men, are Toys R Us Kids til death!

      What kind of bike did he get? Something touring I would imagine?

  5. George

    My wife would totally agree. :)

    She’s lucky that I’m deathly afraid of anything that goes faster than a moped.

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      Ahhh, there we go…. in the end, Hodge gets a Vespa! o.O *smirk*

  6. speearr

    I’m gonna try and find a way to incorporate “Guess who’s on my shit list today?” into my daily conversations… it’s just plain awesome ‘tude there.

    Interesting statistics too!

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      I learned that phrase from me Mother (rest her soul). She was constantly asking any and all of us if we wanted to be on her “shit-list” when we weren’t living up to her expectations. Her two favorite swears were “shit” and “jackass”. Don’t get me wrong, she was wasn’t a swear tearing truck driver with her foul language, she only swore when she was P.O’d. We weren’t allowed to say those words growing up though, as her other phrase was “Do as I say, not as I do” o.O

      …there was also the bambi stick for misbehaving children, but thats a repressed memory! *smirk*

  7. Tim
    Tim

    We’re less likely to have affairs at our age with twenty year olds because it’s a known fact that we are invisible to them.

  8. Spencey

    I had a mid-life crisis at 17. It’s worrying because I’m 34 now.

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      Yeah, we all had THAT crisis at 17! A teenage virgin w/ braces whining over ones inability to get a date for the prom so we ask our 3rd cousin who’s a bubble gum chewing, hairspray queen from Revere to go in place of a “real” girl…. o.O …. or so those stories go! *cough* (for the record, I’ve never had braces).

  9. JerryBenedict

    My family has no luck on motorcycles… one of my brothers flew off of his about four times… complete with road rash, and a temporary loss of fingers (they sewed ‘em back on). I guess I could celebrate my mid-life crisis by stamp collecting…nah. Too many paper cuts!

    • jynksie
      jynksie

      … maybe your brother should take up the stamp collecting after that admission?! o.O *cringes*

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