I could never have the alternative. My wife is exhausting enough (Hi -Honey! *waives* to the wifey) that I’d have to have a death wish to try to balance more than the one I have. Who incidentally leads me around by my tether balls! o.O
There is a difference between men and women as we age, you see, women not only grow older, they grow up, they mature! We men, we grow older, but the kid in us just gets more senile with age! We, men, are Toys R Us Kids til death!
What kind of bike did he get? Something touring I would imagine?
I learned that phrase from me Mother (rest her soul). She was constantly asking any and all of us if we wanted to be on her “shit-list” when we weren’t living up to her expectations. Her two favorite swears were “shit” and “jackass”. Don’t get me wrong, she was wasn’t a swear tearing truck driver with her foul language, she only swore when she was P.O’d. We weren’t allowed to say those words growing up though, as her other phrase was “Do as I say, not as I do” o.O
…there was also the bambi stick for misbehaving children, but thats a repressed memory! *smirk*
Yeah, we all had THAT crisis at 17! A teenage virgin w/ braces whining over ones inability to get a date for the prom so we ask our 3rd cousin who’s a bubble gum chewing, hairspray queen from Revere to go in place of a “real” girl…. o.O …. or so those stories go! *cough* (for the record, I’ve never had braces).
My family has no luck on motorcycles… one of my brothers flew off of his about four times… complete with road rash, and a temporary loss of fingers (they sewed ‘em back on). I guess I could celebrate my mid-life crisis by stamp collecting…nah. Too many paper cuts!
HA! I’d go with the motorcycle also.
I dunno, you gotta love 20 year old eager beavers in the workplace! (I’m kidding of course) *smirk*
Don’t tease us. Where you going?? What are you doing? Is it time for your mid life colonoscopy??
Nah, he’s going off to get another nipple ring. So the snow will reach both his “Moobs” which I think is a typo in the blog’s second paragraph. ;`)
Nope, not a typo. The snow is deep and I have moobs! TMI?!? *smirk*
Its super secret and revealing -anything- could cause dire consequences! (when you hear what it is, you’ll not care-at-all!) o.O
I’d go with the motorcycle too. Motorcycles are really awesome. Most twenty-year-olds not so much (from my ancient perpective)
I could never have the alternative. My wife is exhausting enough (Hi -Honey! *waives* to the wifey) that I’d have to have a death wish to try to balance more than the one I have. Who incidentally leads me around by my tether balls! o.O
I don’t think I want to know what “tether balls” are. *covers eyes*
My own father just bought himself a new motorcycle, and he’s 64.
I wish to God that was just a joke.
There is a difference between men and women as we age, you see, women not only grow older, they grow up, they mature! We men, we grow older, but the kid in us just gets more senile with age! We, men, are Toys R Us Kids til death!
What kind of bike did he get? Something touring I would imagine?
My wife would totally agree.
She’s lucky that I’m deathly afraid of anything that goes faster than a moped.
Ahhh, there we go…. in the end, Hodge gets a Vespa! o.O *smirk*
I’m gonna try and find a way to incorporate “Guess who’s on my shit list today?” into my daily conversations… it’s just plain awesome ‘tude there.
Interesting statistics too!
I learned that phrase from me Mother (rest her soul). She was constantly asking any and all of us if we wanted to be on her “shit-list” when we weren’t living up to her expectations. Her two favorite swears were “shit” and “jackass”. Don’t get me wrong, she was wasn’t a swear tearing truck driver with her foul language, she only swore when she was P.O’d. We weren’t allowed to say those words growing up though, as her other phrase was “Do as I say, not as I do” o.O
…there was also the bambi stick for misbehaving children, but thats a repressed memory! *smirk*
We’re less likely to have affairs at our age with twenty year olds because it’s a known fact that we are invisible to them.
….except for the ones who have “Daddy issues”! …or like to have a rich “Sugah Daddy” on the side. They-are-out-there! o.O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVRzk3VWOKY&feature=channel
I had a mid-life crisis at 17. It’s worrying because I’m 34 now.
Yeah, we all had THAT crisis at 17! A teenage virgin w/ braces whining over ones inability to get a date for the prom so we ask our 3rd cousin who’s a bubble gum chewing, hairspray queen from Revere to go in place of a “real” girl…. o.O …. or so those stories go! *cough* (for the record, I’ve never had braces).
My family has no luck on motorcycles… one of my brothers flew off of his about four times… complete with road rash, and a temporary loss of fingers (they sewed ‘em back on). I guess I could celebrate my mid-life crisis by stamp collecting…nah. Too many paper cuts!
… maybe your brother should take up the stamp collecting after that admission?! o.O *cringes*