Born in New Hampshire at the infancy of the Nixon administration, (Jynksie), has lived in the Granite State off and on throughout his storied life, except for the years where he migrated away to states like Georgia, Maryland and the “Peoples Republic Of Massachusetts” in search of the elusive creature known as the Yeti. After realizing the Yeti only live in colder climates, he returned to New Hampshire where he eventually married a well intentioned *Yipper! (A *yipper is a woman of vocal tenacity that tends to enjoy the gift of gab!)
When not testing the limits of of his wife’s patience, Jynksie enjoys maniacally plotting revenge while playing vintage board games, sowing the seeds of political discontent, and talking about himself in the third person!
Jynksie continues to reside in the Granite State (land of the Maple Syrup Sucking Squirrel Worshiper) with his wife and french bull dog, on a hillside, where he can see America’s Stonehenge from his house!