The Isreali airline El Al hasn’t had a terrorist attack in 30 years because they “profile” their flying customers. I’m all for it! Wasting time and money patting down a swedish model is NOT helping our safety issues, even if it is giving the TSA agent the fantasy of a lifetime! Just sayin!

Oh! If you’re just showing up for the first time this week, don’t forget we also updated this past Tuesday as well! We now update every Tue/Fri!!!


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  1. George

    At least we’ll be relatively prepared to join the Mile High Club. :D

    • jynksie

      Duuuuuuuuuude o.O …… HIGH FIVE!! *grin*

  2. Siabur

    One of the girls I work with has pins in her spine and sets off the metal detectors everytime she flies. So now she just wears a small top with no back so there’s nothing to be found. It comes after she was groped a bit too much by the butch tsa lady.

    • jynksie

      Yeahhhhh, I’d rather have the full body scanner than to be man handled. o.O

  3. speearr

    Where can I sign up to be a Female Body Inspector?

    • jynksie

      WOW! You guys have taken the intent of todays comic right into the gutter!! I… I couldn’t be prouder!! =)

  4. Bearman

    Hopefully if we have to go naked they will replace the seat cushion after every flight.

    • jynksie

      JUST the seat cushion huh?!? o.O

  5. sillybeggar

    Haha! Watch out for paper cuts from the in-flight magazine!

    • jynksie

      o.O …ohhhh, I just covered my nuggets with that thought!

  6. David

    Or you’re on the first nudist flight… which may (or may not – depending on the passenger sitting next to you) be cool. Wait, would the stewardesses be nude too?

    • jynksie

      EVERYONE would be nude. and not even a blanket to cover yourself!! o.O

  7. Brogan

    If that DOES happen I hope I’m on a plane with Jessica Alba and Halle Berry… ;)

    • jynksie

      I think we are coming to consensus that this scenario is a scenario where no one loses!! o.O

  8. qka
    • jynksie

      HAH! Looks like obvious thinking- thinks alike!! *grin*

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