Jan 08
The Isreali airline El Al hasn’t had a terrorist attack in 30 years because they “profile” their flying customers. I’m all for it! Wasting time and money patting down a swedish model is NOT helping our safety issues, even if it is giving the TSA agent the fantasy of a lifetime! Just sayin!
Oh! If you’re just showing up for the first time this week, don’t forget we also updated this past Tuesday as well! We now update every Tue/Fri!!!
At least we’ll be relatively prepared to join the Mile High Club.
Duuuuuuuuuude o.O …… HIGH FIVE!! *grin*
One of the girls I work with has pins in her spine and sets off the metal detectors everytime she flies. So now she just wears a small top with no back so there’s nothing to be found. It comes after she was groped a bit too much by the butch tsa lady.
Yeahhhhh, I’d rather have the full body scanner than to be man handled. o.O
Where can I sign up to be a Female Body Inspector?
WOW! You guys have taken the intent of todays comic right into the gutter!! I… I couldn’t be prouder!! =)
Hopefully if we have to go naked they will replace the seat cushion after every flight.
JUST the seat cushion huh?!? o.O
Haha! Watch out for paper cuts from the in-flight magazine!
o.O …ohhhh, I just covered my nuggets with that thought!
Or you’re on the first nudist flight… which may (or may not – depending on the passenger sitting next to you) be cool. Wait, would the stewardesses be nude too?
EVERYONE would be nude. and not even a blanket to cover yourself!! o.O
If that DOES happen I hope I’m on a plane with Jessica Alba and Halle Berry…
I think we are coming to consensus that this scenario is a scenario where no one loses!! o.O
Naked on the plane:
http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/868.html
HAH! Looks like obvious thinking- thinks alike!! *grin*